Summary: “Do you really think that seducing Jane into having a threesome with us so that we can blackmail him into not blackmailing us will make him less lonely?” –Wayne Rigby
Word Count: ~25000 words
Warnings:More OOC than perhaps it ought to be. Smut. Unrepentant smut. Spoilers for 2x11 to 2x13.
Disclaimer: The show will never go in this direction, and my lack of acceptance for this has led to my rambling night-time fantasies taking over. Forgive me, CBS.
A/N: All right! The end (this is the end) is not exactly... climatic in any way, shape, or form. I lost inspiration in a very, very big way. I'm taking suggestions and, I am definitely going to re-write it some day. To be hot, and funny, and all those things. Which it isn't. :(