Title: Captain Tricky
Summary: Lisbon has a thing for pirates. Jane likes playing dress up.
Warnings: Spanking, tickling, pirates, forced orgasm, role playing, humor and fluff.
A/N: Happy Birthday lady_of_scarlet! (You OWE me. Masquerade and hands in the pants. I expect it by New Years.) Also, the only reason they do not use a condom is because, theoretically, they are in a monogamous, committed relationship, where both have been tested for STDs, and Lisbon is using an alternate form of birth control. AKA, it really would have broken the flow.
I have no explanation for the odd turn this took. Seriously, I’m sorry.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and make nothing from this. It is simply a hobby that I can’t tell anyone about. Much like being a serial killer.
( Captain Tricky )