Plot bunnies masterlist
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oroburos69This is a list of random ideas I've had, and written down over the years. If you feel like stealing one, feel free, but do quote me in the disclaimer and link me. Obviously, these are ideas I want to read, so consider them up for adoption, if you really want them.
Forgotten Realms
Artemis is a real serial killer. Needs to kill, loves to kill, kills in a very set pattern. Perhaps with insanely excessive violence.
Drizzt Do'Urden knew that leaving his family would destroy them, and he did it on purpose as vengeance. He had a lot of friends in the Underdark.
Entreri is dying, in pain all the time. Jarlaxle can’t let him go, keeps bringing him people to kill with his dagger to make him feel better. Eventually Entreri has to ask Jarlaxle to let him go. Jarlaxle tells him that the abyss is worse, and he can’t let him go there. Entreri gives him his dagger and tells him to use it on him. He will stay as long as he can. The people he kills stay with him, sort of. They eventually leave. Entreri never leaves Jarlaxle. Cue two drinks in the bar, Jarlaxle by himself, talking to Entreri in his head, hearing answers. Is he crazy? NEVER CLARIFY.
Artemis dies and haunts Jarlaxle. Bring on the angst baby. Then Jarlaxle dies, but Artemis stays at the site of his death, waiting. OH FUCK YEAH.
“Artemis touches him and for a moment, Jarlaxle dreams that he can feel warm dry skin. But then the chill of death burns through him and he remembers again that Artemis is dead.”
Batman
Batman/Joker- Batman badly injured, captured by the Joker, slowly healed with the Joker occasionally reinjuring him. Nights on the couch where Bats is gagged and tied up while they watch sitcoms and Joker pretends that they are NORMAL. Comicverse, obviously. I want there to be a Robin.
Naruto
Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu becomes a Konoha classic, and it becomes famous as the village of the pervs.
Supernatural
Dean goes back in time after the world ends because of Sam. He meets up with a 19 year old Sam who just moved in with Jessica. Sam calls his dad and Dean because future Dean caused a whole lot of weird shit (signs) to happen when he came back in time. They all meet up, and it's very dramatic.<--I'm actually writing this one.
Mentalist
After killing Jane’s family, Red John kidnaps Jane. The police decide that Jane is Red John, and Red John continues his merry work, while keeping Jane in a cage in his basement. Five years later, Red John has to make an escape, and has to leave Jane. The CBI finds him, and Jane talks his way into their investigation.
Psychic Jane refuses to believe that he is psychic because he didn’t see his family being murdered. He knows things that he can’t possibly know, and blames them on transcendental temptation, magical thinking, transference, subjective validation.
Jane is a 15 year old hooker living on the streets, and Red John is a serial killer who’s been targeting street kids and slicing them up. Cho, Lisbon, and Rigsby are with the CBI, and trying to hunt RJ down. Grace is also a street kid. Her and Jane are friends. Jane is psychic, and has information on RJ. Cho hunts him down.
Jane saw his mother’s death three days before it happened. His dad convinces him that there is no such thing as psychics to keep him from killing himself. But he just can’t resist using Jane’s powers to make money.
Buffy
Spike shows up on Thanksgiving in much worse condition than in the show. The Scoobies are nice to him, and so is Angel. OOC? Yes. But I might write it one day.
Spike and Anya decide that they want to have sex with everyone one the show. And I do mean everyone. It's competition at first, and then an orgy. :D
Forgotten Realms
Artemis is a real serial killer. Needs to kill, loves to kill, kills in a very set pattern. Perhaps with insanely excessive violence.
Drizzt Do'Urden knew that leaving his family would destroy them, and he did it on purpose as vengeance. He had a lot of friends in the Underdark.
Entreri is dying, in pain all the time. Jarlaxle can’t let him go, keeps bringing him people to kill with his dagger to make him feel better. Eventually Entreri has to ask Jarlaxle to let him go. Jarlaxle tells him that the abyss is worse, and he can’t let him go there. Entreri gives him his dagger and tells him to use it on him. He will stay as long as he can. The people he kills stay with him, sort of. They eventually leave. Entreri never leaves Jarlaxle. Cue two drinks in the bar, Jarlaxle by himself, talking to Entreri in his head, hearing answers. Is he crazy? NEVER CLARIFY.
Artemis dies and haunts Jarlaxle. Bring on the angst baby. Then Jarlaxle dies, but Artemis stays at the site of his death, waiting. OH FUCK YEAH.
“Artemis touches him and for a moment, Jarlaxle dreams that he can feel warm dry skin. But then the chill of death burns through him and he remembers again that Artemis is dead.”
Batman
Batman/Joker- Batman badly injured, captured by the Joker, slowly healed with the Joker occasionally reinjuring him. Nights on the couch where Bats is gagged and tied up while they watch sitcoms and Joker pretends that they are NORMAL. Comicverse, obviously. I want there to be a Robin.
Naruto
Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu becomes a Konoha classic, and it becomes famous as the village of the pervs.
Supernatural
Dean goes back in time after the world ends because of Sam. He meets up with a 19 year old Sam who just moved in with Jessica. Sam calls his dad and Dean because future Dean caused a whole lot of weird shit (signs) to happen when he came back in time. They all meet up, and it's very dramatic.<--I'm actually writing this one.
Mentalist
After killing Jane’s family, Red John kidnaps Jane. The police decide that Jane is Red John, and Red John continues his merry work, while keeping Jane in a cage in his basement. Five years later, Red John has to make an escape, and has to leave Jane. The CBI finds him, and Jane talks his way into their investigation.
Psychic Jane refuses to believe that he is psychic because he didn’t see his family being murdered. He knows things that he can’t possibly know, and blames them on transcendental temptation, magical thinking, transference, subjective validation.
Jane is a 15 year old hooker living on the streets, and Red John is a serial killer who’s been targeting street kids and slicing them up. Cho, Lisbon, and Rigsby are with the CBI, and trying to hunt RJ down. Grace is also a street kid. Her and Jane are friends. Jane is psychic, and has information on RJ. Cho hunts him down.
Jane saw his mother’s death three days before it happened. His dad convinces him that there is no such thing as psychics to keep him from killing himself. But he just can’t resist using Jane’s powers to make money.
Buffy
Spike shows up on Thanksgiving in much worse condition than in the show. The Scoobies are nice to him, and so is Angel. OOC? Yes. But I might write it one day.
Spike and Anya decide that they want to have sex with everyone one the show. And I do mean everyone. It's competition at first, and then an orgy. :D
