Tea for Two

Title: Tea for Two

Beta: Lady of Scarlet

Rating: PG-13

Summary: What would make the Joker stop killing? What would make Batman stop fighting?

Authors Note: This is mostly an attempt to write the impossible, Joker/Batman. Honestly, they probably won’t make it into a real relationship, because 90% of the time, I realize it would be so much funnier if they didn’t—and pseudo homoerotic relationships amuse me in massively inappropriate ways.

Disclaimer: These characters are the property of DC comics, and I have no association with that company. This is for fun, not profit.

 

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