I've played this game! I'd like to think I'd remember invasive tongue shenanigans. ^_^

This is dirtybadwrong and yet so good. I blame your writing style and your sense of whatever you're writing about for sucking me into things like this and persuading me that it isn't really that bad. Y'know, if you squint, tilt you head to the side and remember that it is. Good job.